There are unwanted guests, and then there are customers who overstay their welcome and get a bit too comfortable in their own skin. A CVS customer in Florida falls into the second category after cops say he stripped down naked and dragged some dog beds into the store’s bathroom, where he proceeded to take a nap atop his new resting place.
According to the Smoking Gun, a 22-year-old man entered the CVS on Tuesday night and headed for the men’s bathroom, where he “intentionally removed his clothing exposing his genitals in a lewd and lascivious exhibition.”
He then allegedly walked out of the bathroom and rummaged through “6 dog beds,” before selecting three and taking his loot back to the bathroom. Once there, he was seen “laying on top of them.” (It is unclear what he was laying while lying there — surely not eggs).
The dog beds were damaged during the in flagrante delicto experience, meaning CVS can’t sell them and depriving the company of the “lawful right to ownership and sale of said items.” Meaning, he shoplifted.
He’s now facing indecent exposure and theft charges in connection with his naked nap.
Naked Man Took Cat Nap On Store’s Dog Beds [The Smoking Gun]
by Mary Beth Quirk via Consumerist
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